Binge-Watching 2025's Festive Features: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
‘Tis the season to lounge on the sofa and demolish a tin of mince pies in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
Once again, a selection of latest holiday movies strives to join part of our festive viewing—potentially even finding a spot alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Therefore, in a vital public service to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to embrace the holiday mood, I marathoned as many new Christmas films as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Beginning, ideally, on a good foot. This release is the only 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the top 100 holiday films of all time.
The popular band are trapped in the UK after finishing their world tour and must return for Christmas. Their endeavors are hindered by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “rekindle their brotherly magic.”
The repartee between the arguing trio is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while devotees will undoubtedly pick up on lots of easter eggs as they attempt to get back using all transportation available.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is excellent for fans and a solid start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who will have to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor roped into a pantomime.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing lead Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose agent has tricked him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His pantomime co-stars inform him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. You can guess their response. Except if you’re ignorant of traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some great jokes, some touching sub-plots, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit cheesy at a different time, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
An actor appears at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the next movie straight. Is this a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who encounters Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story progresses as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is visited by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s acting is wooden—a significant issue when he’s so the focal point.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There's just enough time for a network's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) talks him into spending the sum on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to pay back the difference.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a country estate to do a deal for a champagne business. During her travels, she runs into a guy in a book store who promises to show her Christmas in Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the finest new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a hint of sophistication and gives the required cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, despite the attempts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The truth is somewhere, and Chris sets out to find it with the assistance of a panel of well-known figures.
It’s understated but charming, and ideal viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a quarrelling American family who gather for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in reality it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually comes into her own.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s waned in quality, but thankfully here’s a new offering in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and strangely compelling—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as well-worn: An American woman travels to a picturesque cold country and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher